The Anti-Costanza Wallet

In my quest for minimalism and simplicity, one of the first areas of my life I looked to reduce was my wallet.

I’ve never kept a titanic trifold, but it was always big enough to bother me when I sat down… forcing me to wag myself into a position where it wasn’t as much of a pain in the butt (literally).

Keeping it in my front pockets hasn’t been an option the past couple years because that would compromise the nice fades I’ve got going on with my jeans… no way I would ever ruin them with some bogus wallet fade.

After some searching on mnmlist (the guide to all things minimal), I came across the solution:

The money-band.

I was sold. I didn’t think there was any way a “wallet” could get any more unobtrusive than that. I confidently clicked away $5 and eagerly awaited the day my money-band would arrive in the mail.

When it finally came, I felt like I used to on Christmas mornings when I’d rip open a present in hopes of a new video game, only to find socks…

… I thought the money-band was going to be made of some fancy stretchy material, devised by a team of chemists and physicists, fabricated for the sole purpose of being the single greatest money holding device known to man…

… but it’s just a dinky rubber-band. I paid $5 for a rubber-band.

Some son of a gun was able to reposition a rubber-band (a 2 cent product) as a cutting edge $3.99 product and I fell for it.

Well played.

In any case, it does its job. I now only carry 1 debit card, my license, and less than $20 in cash, all snuggly held together by my money-band.

This bundle is extremely light weight and I often have to double check to make sure it’s still in my pocket… that’s how discreet it is.

It is kind of awkward getting your money out the first few times you use it though… you have to get used to pulling the band off and not fumbling your cash and cards looking like the dufus I did the first time I used it.

It’s only supposed to last upwards of a year before it deteriorates, as it is just a rubber-band. I’ll probably end up getting another one after mine breaks… I don’t think it’s worth the time to scavenge for a similarly sized rubber band at Staples when this one fulfills my needs.

If you end up getting one or start using a rubber-band, let me know what you think.

… and don’t let Constanza influence you otherwise.

-Adam

“On The Internet, Nobody Knows You’re A Dog.”

I propose a new law:

All internet users must use their full name as their username for all websites, and on top of that, for their profile picture or avatar, they must use an actual picture of themselves.

I have my fingers crossed that Obama will pass it soon.

Internet anonymity is such a sham… if you don’t want a future employer or important other to find dirt about you on the internet, then don’t let it get there in the first place.

Through the veils of monikers, internet users are able to spew diatribes and masquerade an alter ego, all without ever revealing their true selfs.

This disconnect from the self, while therapeutic for some, makes the internet a place akin to Bizarro World… a far divide from the actual world we live in.

I think that the internet would become a lot more “normal” if more people simply used their real name and actual picture instead of some appellation and fictitious avatar for the websites they frequent.

Psychologically speaking, using a handle and avatar allows the user to lose their sense of self… it allows them to assume a new personality and toss the moral fibres they were raised with.

That’s why you see people say and do things on the internet they would never otherwise do in real life… they have have lost their self-awareness and act in a more primordial manner.

After running a website with a lot of teenage male users for over a year now, I’ve noticed that nearly every troublesome user I’ve dealt with was someone who assumed a pen-name… what a coincidence.

Stay real.

-Adam

The Secret To Getting Ridiculously Good

 

Want to know the secret behind MJ’s skills? Clapton’s “slowhand”? Picaso’s brush?

If you think any of those individuals was born with a gift…you’re dead wrong.

Experts say that it takes 10,000 hours of dedicated practice until you can acquire mastery in one area of your life.

You can bet your ass those guys put in that much time (and then some).

10,000 hours equals nearly full 417 days… I think you better get started.

Focusing on the Right Thing

It’s easy to keep yourself busy… your mind focused on something… but knowing the right things to focus on is what separates those who succeed from those who fail.

For example, today I spent probably 2 or 3 hours making minor visual adjustments to this site. Is that really going to make a difference whether or not this site is a success?

Probably not.

Instead I could have spent those few hours writing posts… content is king, right?

I watched a video Eben Pagan gave about how he runs his business a few months back. He said to divvy up your time to the different areas of your business according to how important they are to bringing you money.

Here was his time breakdown:

40% Customer: Getting traffic, building relationships with your clients and other related business owners (basically bringing in new leads and interacting with them)

20% Conversion: In short, turn visitors into customers.

10% Content: Creating new materials for your people.

30% Management: This has to deal with time, people, and business management.

I guess I really should have been trying to get traffic to the site instead of writing posts or working on the design.

Getting traffic is probably the most difficult and tedious out of all those tasks for me to accomplish, but it should be my prime focus.

So while I did get work done on this site today… my time was disproportionately dispersed.

Focus can be applied to all areas of your life though, this website is just an example for you to see first hand.

If you want to get in shape, maybe you should focus more on your diet rather than just exercising…

…If you are in debt, don’t just focus on how to make more money, but how to spend less…

…If you are stressed, figure out how to prevent the stress from occurring in the first place rather than indulging to numb the feeling.

I think we naturally focus in on the wrong things because they much more superficial and easier to deal with than the actual causes of our problems. Realizing the right things to focus on and then actually follow through working on them is what leads the brave few to glory.

How To Waste Less Time on Facebook and Twitter

I’m still trying to figure out the best ways to use Facebook and Twitter without letting them be total time-drains, but here’s my current methodology for using them right now:

1. Only check them once a day

That is easily the quickest way to reduce the time you spend on the two sites. The past week or two I’ve been pretty good about it and have only checked them once around 5 PM each day.

If your self-control is lacking, here are a couple things you can do to help prevent yourself from visiting the site the ungodly number of times per day you do right now:

1. Remove Facebook and Twitter from your bookmarks (this makes you have to type in the link)

2. Disable autosave of links in your browser (so you have to type in the full link if you want to visit the site)

I actually don’t do number 2, but number 1 was huge for me. Having to spell out the link makes you more aware of what you are doing, and thus you have a chance to stop yourself.

2. Limit who shows up on your news feeds

I’ve gone to an extreme and removed everybody from my Facebook news stream (sorry guys!). Now I only see if people have commented on my updates.

I was planning to allow news from only my closest friends, but Facebook kept showing dumb updates like who they just became friends with or if they changed their profile, which I could care less about.

Twitter is nice because you don’t have to see any of that. I wish Facebook just let you see status updates.

Yes, this means that I see less of what is going on in the cyberworld. I think I’ll be able to deal with it…

If I want to know what’s going on with someone, I’ll just visit their page and see their status updates, usually a lot later than they actually happened, but I don’t think that’s a big deal.

Better yet, you can always call or meet up with people…texting is probably even better than FBing or tweeting.

In any case, limiting your news feed means less chance of getting sucked into the social media vortex.

3. Use an all-in-one Facebook/Twitter client

Right now I use Hootsuite for posting updates, as I can update both my Facebook and Twitter in one fell swoop.

You can also see your news feeds with it, but it doesn’t show Facebook notifications which is somewhat of a downfall of the product. This forces me to actually go on Facebook.com to see if anyone commented on my stuff.

(If anyone knows of a web-based client that lets you see Facebook notifications, let me know.)

I don’t even go on Twitter.com anymore as I have multiple Twitter accounts, and Hootsuite lets me look at all of them with a couple clicks.

Otherwise I’d have to log-in and out a couple times which I’d rather not do.

4. Delete Your Facebook and Twitter

This is obviously the most extreme way to spend less time on the two sites… I actually went about 6 or 7 months without either until I started SixPrizes.

I wanted to make a Fan Page for the site… you need to have an account to make one… damn you Zuckerberg.

I would probably get rid of my Facebook and Twitter if I wasn’t running a website, but it’s sort of a necessity now. Too many people are using social media right now and I can’t really ignore it.

Doing what I do may not be for you though… I just prefer to limit my time in front of a screen as much as I can.

How To Keep Your Word… Every Time.

The power of peer pressure should never be understated.

Why do you dress the way you do (and not some other outlandish way)?

Why do your projects and homework assignments always seem to get completed in time… even if you tactfully delay them until the very last minute?

How come minorities do worse on exams when they are reminded of their race or gender?

It’s all about expectations.

You try to self-verify by presenting a consistent “you” to other people, which in turns gives them an expectation of how you typically behave and act.

You then feed this cycle by presenting yourself consistently day to day, only varying when evaluated over long periods of time.

It goes on and on… it’s a vicious cycle (as one “Fat Bastard” would say).

But… you can use it to your advantage.

How To Keep Your Word… Every Time.

When you need to get something done, simply tell the world.

Update your Facebook, send a tweet, text everyone on your phone, give your friends a call, tell your family… you will put pressure on yourself to act consistently with your intentions.

When you don’t tell anyone, you have no one to live up to except yourself. And the self is a lot more willing to change its notions about what “it” is if nobody knows about those plans.

What I do is keep a hand-written “To Do” list. I usually don’t tell people about what I need to do that day, but at least you will physical and visual evidence of what needs to be done (and your ideas are not just floating around in your head).

If I write it down, I need to get it done. If it’s really important, I’ll also tell people about it.

That’s the only reason I’m writing this post.

Quote Rich Francesco on Facebook about my status update to write more often: “do it. woman.”

Done.

Two Words That Will Kill You

Over the past few months, I’ve become much more aware of my habits and the mannerisms of others, thanks largely in part to a psychology of the self class I took my last semester at college.

It was hands down the best class I took while at St. Joe’s… the content was relevant (what is more pertinent than yourself?) and my teacher, Mrs. Chapman, was one of the warmest and most caring teachers I ever had the pleasure of learning from.

To me, knowing how you process your surroundings and interpret information means that you should at least have an idea of how other people do the same tasks.

It gives you a whole new view on reality.

Being overly self-aware about these kinds of things is not necessarily a blessing (as evidenced by people’s efforts to thwart themselves from reality through the use of television, drugs, alcohol, etc…) but it has allowed me to increase my ability to get things done.

I began to realize that there are two words that stop me dead in my tracks…

… they stop me from reaching my goals

… they wipe out my plans for the future

… and they may be killing your dreams too.

Ready to hear them?

(You are not going to like this…)

“Might” and “Maybe”.

They are the two words that are plaguing the nation… quite possibly the world.

Don’t believe me?

“I might go on a diet.”

Maybe I’ll start working on that project.”

“I might get organized.”

Maybe I’ll start getting in shape today.”

Maybe I’ll do this. I might do that.”

Drop it. Cut those two words from your vocabulary.

Even if you aren’t verbally communicating the M-words, I know they are running through your head all day when trying to make decisions.

They are such wishy-washy declarations of your intentions…either you are doing something or you are not.

The uncertainty of maybe and might will get you nowhere. You need to make commitments every once in a while.

And get this…

Doing what you want (and often need) to do is not always easy.

In fact, it’s often hard!

But if you’re content to settle for mediocrity, then you might want to forget you ever read this.

(Did you catch what I did there?)

Just try it for one day: eliminate might and maybe and see what happens… post a comment if it has an impact on your daily routine.

Where’s Adam?

Me as Waldo in middle school. :)

Full Count Jeans – 14 Months

Full Count contest jeans…nearing 14 months of wear.

An Art Critique: “Tennis Court” by Ellsworth Kelly (1949)

 

I wrote this paper for my art history class…the image above is my representation of the painting I chose to critique.

I couldn’t find any pictures of it online, but believe it or not, that is extremely close to the real thing.

Enjoy…

Adam Capriola
“Tennis Court” – Ellsworth Kelly (1949)

I peevishly plodded into the Philadelphia Museum of Art on a brisk Saturday afternoon, hung-over, not necessarily in the mood to be analyzing artwork. I had not been to a museum in ages, so I was not exactly sure what to expect. As I dragged my disheveled and tentative self throughout the building, it became apparent that I was going to have a difficult time finding a work of art that struck me enough to be able to write a three to four page paper on it. Many paintings and sculptures, while expertly crafted to the utmost detail, simply bored me (sorry Manet and Monet). Even the Picasso’s which I found to be pure eye candy, did not stir up enough emotion for me to be able to discuss them in depth.

Feeling nearly defeated and heading towards the exit, I lost my way into a room containing nothing but two solid colors (if they are even considered that); black and white. This hit me, as no other room in the entire museum was like this. After being exposed to a wide range of tones and tints for the previous hour or more, it felt like I had just stepped into a Twilight Zone of some sorts, depraved of all color. The extreme contrast of the room had truly taken me back. Unsurprisingly, these paintings were all constructed by the same artist, Ellsworth Kelly. As I examined each piece, they all seemed to exhume this sense of unity, form, and excessive calculation. Each work appeared to be precisely concocted in order to stretch the colors of black and white to the apex of their potential. Each piece showed this perfectionist character, save one.

“Tennis Court” in my opinion stood out in a room that stood out from the rest of the museum. Though it appears to be something a caveman may have doodled millions of years ago, it evoked a certain je ne sais pas within me. In passing, it looks like the most primitive piece of art in the building, something that I am sure in many minds should not even be construed as artwork. I however felt that “Tennis Court” evolves to become a surprisingly complex painting when you sit down and absorb it for an hour within its surroundings. (Fair warning: you may receive some odd glances from passers-by and museum attendants for being locked on such a “simple” painting for such a long time.)

Kelly is obviously an incredibly deliberate artist. Every other one of his works, though not detailed per say, is formulated very carefully. I can imagine him painstakingly deliberating on where to place each line and how to orient every angle on the canvas in order to get the most out of his two color palette, like some kind of mad scientist mixing chemicals to create a powerful potion. “Tennis Court” appears to be painted at a time when he may have been delusional, drunk, or on drugs; a moment when he lost his sense of extreme order.

The painting is about two feet high by one foot wide, give or take a handful of inches either way. His other paintings in the room are all bigger than this one by a relatively noticeable margin; they are all around at least two to three feet wide and high. This may suggest that “Tennis Court” was not a work Kelly necessarily wanted to be shown off, that it was more of a painting he did to experiment against his natural inclinations and was not sure how it would turn out.

To further accentuate the postulate that “Tennis Court” may not be his favorite creation, it is actually somewhat dirty and uncared for; the edges of this oil on canvas work are soiled and unfinished. It appears that Kelly probably carried this painting around town after eating lunch and his dirty fingertips tarnished the pure white color he used as the background. The texture around the edges also makes it apparent that it was not handled with the greatest of care. There appears to be some chipped paint, possibly from Kelly dropping or scraping the painting, and the grime from his unwashed hands creates somewhat of a sheen or gloss in areas, which is not visible on the meat of the painting. It’s actually a little gross thinking back on it.

Kelly could have simply put a frame around the piece to hide these blemishes, but he chose not to. He left the piece in its most bare form, which I suppose is fitting as the way the subject matter is presented is as innate as it gets. Appropriately, a pieced called “Tennis Court” portrays just that; a tennis court. However, it is not drawn the right way. I am a huge tennis aficionado, so I know exactly what a tennis court looks like, and Kelly did not paint one. I am not exactly sure what he was looking at. It appears that he drew a bird’s eye view of the court, but the way he orients the lines bothers me. I can’t tell if the middle box he drew is supposed to be the two service courts, or if it is supposed to be representative of one service court and the net. The reason that I am not able to tell is because the boxes are not the same size. One is more appropriately sized to be a service box, but the other is more rectangular, which makes me question what is supposed to be. Kelly does not give any hints by employing only two flat colors.

I am also annoyed that the shapes are placed off center. The box creating the border of the court is shifted to the right, which the service box within that box is shifted to the left. This does create a sense of balance as a whole, but the individual parts are not aligned correctly. However, when I squinted my eyes and looked at the painting from a distance, I saw nearly perfect symmetry; everything looks perfectly placed. I was surprised that it comes off as being so uniform when viewing it in this manner. The painting actually exudes the calculated characteristics of Kelly’s other works. Whether or not this is intended be would make an interesting question for debate.

Viewing “Tennis Court” in this fashion also eliminates the shoddy brushwork he employed in the painting. Squinting your eyes makes the white and black paint seem as solid and piercing as they are in his other works. When looking at the piece without a funny face, it is a totally different story. Kelly appears to use one thick brush for the entire work. He paints in what appears to be an uninterested and uncaring manner, using paint squeezed straight from the tube onto his brush. You can visibly see that he starts by drawing the outline of the court in black paint, then paints over it with white deciding that he doesn’t like how it looks, but does not even put enough effort to completely hide this “mistake” as he only uses enough white to mask the black a small degree. It looks like he then paints with wide but loose horizontal strokes of white paint to fill in the blank canvas, but does not seem to mind if the paint is of a uniform thickness throughout. He then paints the remaining outline of the tennis court in black with the same distracted brushstrokes. For whatever reason, possibly inebriation, he is not able to connect all the lines properly and leaves stay marks. Kelly again somewhat conceals these blunders with scant amounts of white paint.

If this piece was not entitled “Tennis Court,” I am not entirely certain that I would have recognized that as the subject matter. Kelly could have easily named it “Box Enclosed in Another Box” and I would have totally bought that. The painting uses only two colors and a total of eleven lines, but is able to evoke a myriad of questions and interpretations. If you look closely, Kelly does give us a hint that it is indeed a tennis court he is attempting to portray. Along the top edge of the canvas, among the smudges, you will see a tiny splotch of pale green paint. This could be construed as a stray marking, but seeing how calculated Kelly’s other works are, I have no doubt that it is part of the design. This almost microscopic green dot brings the piece together, showing that yes, this is a tennis court, no matter how rudimentary the resemblance. This technique is akin to what David does with “Death of Marat.”

I would love to know more about the background of “Tennis Court,” but I am not even able to find a picture of it online. The tag at the museum said it was painted in Paris, but other than that I know nothing about it. I would like to know exactly in what context Kelly painted it and what he was trying to achieve. None of his other paintings or works are at all similar to it in technique and outward expression. Only when viewed with squinted eyes does one see the essence of Kelly’s expression within this piece. It is quite unique that Kelly is not able to escape his style, no matter how dissimilar it appears to be from the rest of his works.